About Us

Provocative front lawns,
Whistle-worthy backyards
and love-handled side gardens.


We’re a home-grown landscaping company, small but with larger-than-life ideas that could face-lift a dodgy back alley into a crowd-pulling greenhouse club.

Think of us as your gardening shed – of humans!

We will consult you with earnest ears, dig into your deepest botanical dreams, and edge, cultivate and prune your home’s “private parts” all the way into your neighbours’ gaping mouths.

Rest assured, gossip will ensue.

Nothing makes us better and more rewarded landscapers than turning around with a smirk and knowing quite well that we’ve brought sexy back into your patch.